if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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