Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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