Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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