Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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