you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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