I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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