I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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