she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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