you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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