Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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