god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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