Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Even my vagina gasped.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Text me some of your sweat
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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