Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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