Yo dont text me then not text me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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