Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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