I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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