In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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