I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize