Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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