Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
