i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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