:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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