Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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