try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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