On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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