Someone shit on the floor
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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