I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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