Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have feelings that need drinking.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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