Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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