Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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