No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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