hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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