what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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