There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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