Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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