Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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