And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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