Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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