You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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