K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
