nut hugger
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize