As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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