Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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