so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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