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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
