Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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