i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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