how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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