Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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