Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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