What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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