You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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