Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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