if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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