i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize