Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize